This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be check here warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in responsibilities and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to express your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable therapy session. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of hot chocolate anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next workday
• It makes a great gift for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite sweatpants for ultimate comfort

Coffee is My Blood Type, This Hoodie

I don't crave caffeine like a regular person. I function on pure liquid gold. My veins are pumping with espresso. Seriously, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a undeniable sign that I'm fully charged.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donuts Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With A Shot) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe seekers. You know, the kind who dig a good atmosphere and aren't afraid to sport their individuality. It's got that cool look with a touch of sarcasm, making it perfect for braving the world. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can disrupt your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Specs: Super-soft material
• Options: Navy, and maybe a few funky ones too
• Feels: True to size, so you can feel confident in your pick

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Might Spontaneously Chat About A Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into monologues about it at the least unexpected times. Don't be surprised if they launch a detailed explanation about its fabric, style, or even the perfect coffee pairing. It might take an eternity to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled journey.

Hoodie I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a garment, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the beautiful mess. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy design. Whether you're conquering your day, or just relaxing after a long work day, this hoodie is the perfect way to show off your personality.

• Extra awesomeness if you pair it with some dark circles for that authentic look.
• Embrace this vibe and let everyone know: You run on pure willpower.